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		<title>Wild Dog, You Be Crazy</title>
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A few Thursdays back the Pilgrim Monument here in P&#8217;town turned 100. It is the largest free-standing, granite structure in the U.S. and it is P&#8217;town&#8217;s claim to fame&#8230; among other things.
I knew there would be fireworks, but thought that by turning the radio on high and the AC on loud it would smother the [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Back In The Saddle Again</title>
		<description><![CDATA[Imagine my shock when I paid a visit to my shop only to discover it had crashed and was displaying an annoying (and embarrassing) error message. Ugh! And the day before I was supposed to have the stupid thing ready with my new merchandise. What I had pictured as an hour long task turned into [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Second Chances</title>
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It turns out that I have an entire month left on the membership site so sorry for jumping the gun last week. At least that gives me some breathing room. I finished my final update earlier in the week and it sort of sucked that the site was closing so soon after. Well, now there&#8217;s [...]]]></description>
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		<title>The End Of An Era</title>
		<description><![CDATA[Last month I received a notice from my credit card processor that it was time again for me to cough up my annual fee to Visa. That in itself was irritating, but the fee also went up 25% since last year and that was the final straw. I am so fed up with financial institutions [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Hung Like A&#8230;</title>
		<description><![CDATA[While on a binger in New York City a few weeks back, a good buddy of mine showed me this awesome blog dedicated to themed penis images. Sound weird? Maybe, but if you like cock then it&#8217;s a smorgasbord of imagery from the impressive to the outright bizarre! Check it out &#8211; you won&#8217;t be [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Back To The Porn</title>
		<description><![CDATA[Many of you may have wondered once or twice in the past year why so very little pornesque material has been featured here on Hazzard Ahead. Well, there hasn&#8217;t been much to report and I&#8217;ve sort of been over it all to be perfectly honest. So when the nice guys at AEBN approached me about [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Cross Country Episode 4: Rocky Mountain High</title>
		<description><![CDATA[Before I begin this tale I&#8217;d like to introduce my co-pilot, navigator, communications manager and photographer, Scott. Scott was nice enough to accompany PD and me on our little jaunt. He was also been along on my last trip cross country in 2007 that ended in destruction when Milo was broken into and my ENTIRE [...]]]></description>
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		<title>You Sure Are Pretty</title>
		<description><![CDATA[About a month ago I noticed that my front left tooth, which is a cap, had a crack in it and began to discolor on the top. Since this little fucker cost a pretty penny my dentist said it would be replaced at no charge. Phew. I thought since we had done this before that [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Mom&#8217;s Day</title>
		<description><![CDATA[For this Moms Day I suggested that my brother and I do the cooking (we requested that she and my sisters remain on board for consulting). I made a honey mustard sauce for the grilled chicken and Carmen made his special BBQ sauce for the ribs. I also made a grilled corn, asparagus and goat [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Cross Country Episode 3: Lord of the Ring</title>
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Change of plans, Four Corners was closed for remodeling. Bummer. It still didn&#8217;t stop us from taking pictures of the disappointment.
During the travels we stopped at several trading posts because I wanted a turquoise ring, a Navajo turquoise ring made in the 40&#8217;s. I had on my first cross country trip found a beautiful turquoise [...]]]></description>
		<link>http://www.hazzardahead.com/archives/601</link>
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		<title>Cross Country Episode 2: Beeb Beep!</title>
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We had an early start in Needles, CA where I had terrible luck getting a decent cup of coffee. I finally found one&#8230; in Kingman, AZ. The girl who sold me my crack asked almost immediately where I was from.
The goal today was to cruise to Monument Valley and Valley of the Gods in Utah. [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Cross Country Episode 1: Angsty Departure</title>
		<description><![CDATA[After a rather late goodbye dinner in Palm Springs I was off to LA to gather my traveling buddies, Scott and PD, and begin my 5th trip across the US. I was a little hungover today and was not looking forward to the physical activity or the night driving, but I did it and have [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Good Ideas Pt 1</title>
		<description><![CDATA[I was in DC for a gig staying at this hotel, whose name escapes me, and they had the best ecologically responsible products in the bathroom including this soap that I just fell in love with. I forgot all about it as soon as I left DC until I got to my friends house in [...]]]></description>
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		<title>I Heart Beer</title>
		<description><![CDATA[Anybody that knows me, knows I heart beer. And thanks to beer consumers everywhere willing to shell out some additional coin for superior brews there are craft beers cropping up all over this great beer-swilling nation of ours.
Today I thought I would feature a peek into the world of craft beer from the perspective of [...]]]></description>
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		<title>It Doesn&#8217;t Get Much Better Than This: Spring In NYC</title>
		<description><![CDATA[Thanks again Will for being so fucking rude thus enabling me to re-establish my blog.  
I&#8217;ve been in NYC since the 17th and in the last few days Spring has sprung and has me longing for the seasonal bliss one encounters after a long, annoying desolate Eastern winter (had I been in the desolate [...]]]></description>
		<link>http://www.hazzardahead.com/archives/556</link>
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		<title>Happy New Year</title>
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I dedicate this first entry to the guy at Gym Bar NYC for kindly saying, &#8221; Sorry to interrupt, but you need to update your blog&#8221;. He was/is right&#8230; it&#8217;s been a long time since I have written anything and for that I have no excuse. I was lazy and preoccupied with my living situation [...]]]></description>
		<link>http://www.hazzardahead.com/archives/549</link>
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		<title>I Have Killed For Less</title>
		<description><![CDATA[During a plane trip last month I encountered a most unexpected, annoying and consequently enlightening travel experience. We&#8217;ve all had our time in travel hell, but in this particular time I was lucky enough to come out of it learning a valuable lesson and getting to my destination relatively close to the originally promised time. [...]]]></description>
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		<title>The Sun Always Shines On Me</title>
		<description><![CDATA[Of the many times I have visited the Pacific Northwest I had never ventured out into the surrounding countryside. That sort of exploring is not easy to achieve when you&#8217;re flown in for a seedy, late-night dance gig and whisked away right afterward. From previous visits to Seattle and Portland I knew both cities have [...]]]></description>
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		<title>It&#8217;s My Birthday And I&#8217;ll Cry If I Want To</title>
		<description><![CDATA[This year I decided to celebrate my birthday in my beloved P&#8217;Town. It&#8217;s beautiful here and peaceful now, which is something I can really use. Many thanks to the frenzy of FB users wishing me the best. And finally big kisses to Rita and Jim for their beautiful card seen below. Look closely!

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		<title>Easy For You, Hard For Me</title>
		<description><![CDATA[Last week I received an e-mail from a man that was introduced to my existence through an interview I did for HereTV! He lost his sight eight years ago and asked if I would describe myself to him. I&#8217;ve been stumped. It seems easy enough, but honestly I don&#8217;t know where to begin and that&#8217;s [...]]]></description>
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		<title>He Was My Homer</title>
		<description><![CDATA[As soon as I saw her name on the phone display I knew mom had bad news. After eighteen years of companionship, the last of my childhood pets had to be put down. Homer was one of seven animals that occupied our household throughout the years &#8211; the last after Charlie, the dog I got [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Thamaso Maa Jyothir Gamaya</title>
		<description><![CDATA[It had been about two months since my last Pilates class after all of the traveling and moving. I was really beginning to feel it so I made a point to attend the 6:30 yoga class at my gym. I was one of three guys there and when the instructor asked if we were in [...]]]></description>
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		<title>A River Runs Through It</title>
		<description><![CDATA[At the gym the other day I over heard one of the guys talking about “Whitewater” and how his dog slipped on a rock, cut her foot and fell into the river. Wait a minute? River? Was he talking about some state park up north? I didn’t know so in between presses I casually asked [...]]]></description>
		<link>http://www.hazzardahead.com/archives/519</link>
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		<title>Investment Hostage</title>
		<description><![CDATA[I had heard some rumblings about recession this and deflation that, but it seemed like something distant from my life. The bars seemed just as crowded as ever and at work the dining room was packed every night. I just didn&#8217;t see it and seeing is believing. Then I was faced with the harsh reality [...]]]></description>
		<link>http://www.hazzardahead.com/archives/518</link>
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		<title>Jessica &amp; Hunter</title>
		<description><![CDATA[I have been a big fan of these two for a couple of months now and have yet to be disappointed. I subscribe to their channel so as soon as a new episode is published I stop everything and proceed to YouTube immediately. Hopefully you&#8217;ll like these obnoxious do-badders as much as we do.

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		<link>http://www.hazzardahead.com/archives/517</link>
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		<title>Roommating</title>
		<description><![CDATA[Looking at the most popular videos on You Tube I can&#8217;t help but roll my eyes. Really? It&#8217;s another shining example of how grotesquely mediocre people are and how effective childhood conditioning can be. But I digress&#8230;
Thankfully there are some really talented people creating original content that often surpasses some of the better offerings of [...]]]></description>
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		<title>The Eleventh Hour</title>
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Sorry for the last minute notice, but sometimes these things come together rather suddenly. You know, like a car crash. Tonight is my guest bartender premiere at the newly reopened and infinitely improved Micky&#8217;s in the heart of boystown in West Hollywood. If you&#8217;re in the area stop by and say hello. If things go [...]]]></description>
		<link>http://www.hazzardahead.com/archives/516</link>
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		<title>Father&#8217;s Day</title>
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		<title>Hazzardous Life Ep3</title>
		<description><![CDATA[Tired of the same old steamed vegetables? So am I.

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		<title>And Then There&#8217;s Maude</title>
		<description><![CDATA[It was very sad to hear about Bea Arthur&#8217;s passing today even though I&#8217;m certain it was a big relief for her. In honor of her remarkable career I thought I would post this hilarious scene from Maude because most people my age only know her as a Golden Girl.


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		<title>Brokeback Mountain Tribute</title>
		<description><![CDATA[My great love for this film inspired my addition of sound clips to the Gabriel &#038; Dresden remix of the theme by Gustavo Santaolalla soon after it was released. In fact, when I completed the project it was featured here on Hazzard Ahead before we had the radio feature. A few days ago the track [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Yes, We&#8217;re Gay, But</title>
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Click here to watch a better quality version of this video.

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		<title>It&#8217;s My Life</title>
		<description><![CDATA[Today I&#8217;m heading up to Utah for a Valentine&#8217;s event and I just couldn&#8217;t leave without saying something, ANYthing on the blog since I&#8217;ve been so negligent lately. Sometimes you just fall out of the groove, you know? I was thinking about religion last night and how religious people kind of get a bad rap [...]]]></description>
		<link>http://www.hazzardahead.com/archives/507</link>
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		<title>Hazzardous Life Ep2</title>
		<description><![CDATA[Just when you thought it was safe to go back into the kitchen again&#8230;

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		<title>At The Boardwalk</title>
		<description><![CDATA[We finished this video a while back and then forgot to post it. I had a great time in Fort Lauderdale with Miss Chi Chi LaRue. See for yourself.

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		<title>The Distance Between Our Dreams</title>
		<description><![CDATA[When Ken Knox from Unzipped told me last month that he was doing a piece on Dean Monroe&#8217;s new single I quickly swept the information to the back of my brain.
Today someone commented on my music video on You Tube that he liked me, but liked Dean&#8217;s song much better than Deeper Into You. Naturally [...]]]></description>
		<link>http://www.hazzardahead.com/archives/503</link>
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		<title>Prude Tube</title>
		<description><![CDATA[This weekend a reader informed me that my cooking video featured at Unzipped Blog had been pulled from You Tube for violating of their terms of service. Just when you thought Google could make everything better this had to go and happen. Thankfully there are plenty of services out there that won&#8217;t gasp and clutch [...]]]></description>
		<link>http://www.hazzardahead.com/archives/502</link>
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		<title>Happy New Year!</title>
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Tonight I am appearing at Steam in Portland, OR. There is supposed to be snow there so I&#8217;m excited about that since it was seventy degrees in Cleveland for Christmas.
If you&#8217;re in the Portland area, come on out and see me. If not then just have yourself a very safe and fun New Year celebration [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Johnny Cooks</title>
		<description><![CDATA[The boys over at Unzipped Blog went nuts when I told them I was going to start a series of cooking videos. In honor of their enthusiasm I gave them the first webisode to premiere on their blog. Go have a look for yourself.
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		<title>We&#8217;ll Be Havin&#8217; Some Fun</title>
		<description><![CDATA[I spent the week of Thanksgiving in Southern Florida going between Miami and Ft Lauderdale. There is a strip bar called the Boardwalk in Ft. Lauderdale where Chi Chi and I headlined from Wednesday to Saturday. I was not the only one there. I shared the bar with 5 great guys from FabScout Entertainment:

Colton Spencer, [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Praising The BAR</title>
		<description><![CDATA[The San Francisco Bay Area Reported posted a lovely article about the porn star series on here! TV that starts tomorrow night. I was heavily featured in the article so I thought I would share it all with you.
Just got back from Mexico. If I owe you a phone call &#8211; don&#8217;t hold yer breath. [...]]]></description>
		<link>http://www.hazzardahead.com/archives/497</link>
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		<title>Be A Bit More Careful Next Time Part 2</title>
		<description><![CDATA[This is where it began to get sticky. I had just enough time to get my stuff on the hotel bed, take a piss and get downstairs to meet my ride to the “event”. I was feeling way overextended, emotionally, and I was beyond hungry, not a great combination. As I walked into the “athletic [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Vicky</title>
		<description><![CDATA[During the nineties Buddy Cole was my hero. In many ways he still is. Buddy embodied the urban queer in a way few others dared and I longed to be just like him. There were twenty one Buddy sketches on The Kids In The Hall and this one is my absolute favorite. Quotes from this [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Be A Bit More Careful Next Time Part 1</title>
		<description><![CDATA[On a not-so-recent trip to Toronto I ran into a “sticky” situation and almost did not make it back.
I was there on a gig, a jack off gig to be exact. My time there was due to be brief since I had Ma Hazzard waiting at my apartment in West Hollywood. Everything started in customs [...]]]></description>
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		<title>The Hardest Job In Show Business</title>
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John Roecker&#8217;s documentary on gay porn stars, Everything You Wanted to Know About Gay Porn Stars* (*But Were Afraid to Ask), will be airing on the Here! network starting on November 5th.
Even though I only have a little, tiny part The Advocate chose to use my photo along with their article on the series. Woo [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Behind The Times</title>
		<description><![CDATA[During Ma Hazzard&#8217;s annual visit for my birthday this year we were shown the infamous (though completely unknown to me) 2 Girls 1 Cup video so our reaction could be captured. I think the fact that we were drinking absinthe that night added to the experience. Enjoy our horror!

Click here to watch a better quality [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Judge Not The Horse By His Saddle</title>
		<description><![CDATA[Johnny and I had a nice, little dinner on Friday to catch up with things and he told me a story that I think will be most interesting to our readers.
Last weekend Johnny waited on a large table of gay men. He found one of them very attractive and as (Johnny) luck would have it [...]]]></description>
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		<title>(Not Quite) Everything Must Go!</title>
		<description><![CDATA[Did some cleaning up this weekend and came across some of my DVDs that were originally stock for the shop. Outraged that precious space was being used unnecessarily and that I forgot about them in the first place, I put them on super sale to liberate my closet!
That&#8217;s right, you heard me, I have marked [...]]]></description>
		<link>http://www.hazzardahead.com/archives/490</link>
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		<title>More Lair Clips</title>
		<description><![CDATA[Here are some more video previews from Here! TV&#8217;s The Lair. I decided to present them in a new window so the site won&#8217;t have to wait for them to load. Enjoy!
Click here to watch clip one in a new window.
Click here to watch clip two in a new window.
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		<link>http://www.hazzardahead.com/archives/488</link>
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		<title>Unzipped Oversight</title>
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Last month I received a pdf of the article about me in the September issue of Unzipped. Naturally I had to wait until the magazine was on the newsstands before I could show it here and it sort of fell off my radar until now.
Ma Hazzard came out for my birthday for a ten day [...]]]></description>
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