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		<title>I Have Killed For Less</title>
		<description><![CDATA[During a plane trip last month I encountered a most unexpected, annoying and consequently enlightening travel experience. We&#8217;ve all had our time in travel hell, but in this particular time I was lucky enough to come out of it learning a valuable lesson and getting to my destination relatively close to the originally promised time. [...]]]></description>
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		<title>The Sun Always Shines On Me</title>
		<description><![CDATA[Of the many times I have visited the Pacific Northwest I had never ventured out into the surrounding countryside. That sort of exploring is not easy to achieve when you&#8217;re flown in for a seedy, late-night dance gig and whisked away right afterward. From previous visits to Seattle and Portland I knew both cities have [...]]]></description>
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		<title>It&#8217;s My Birthday And I&#8217;ll Cry If I Want To</title>
		<description><![CDATA[This year I decided to celebrate my birthday in my beloved P&#8217;Town. It&#8217;s beautiful here and peaceful now, which is something I can really use. Many thanks to the frenzy of FB users wishing me the best. And finally big kisses to Rita and Jim for their beautiful card seen below. Look closely!

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		<title>Easy For You, Hard For Me</title>
		<description><![CDATA[Last week I received an e-mail from a man that was introduced to my existence through an interview I did for HereTV! He lost his sight eight years ago and asked if I would describe myself to him. I&#8217;ve been stumped. It seems easy enough, but honestly I don&#8217;t know where to begin and that&#8217;s [...]]]></description>
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		<title>He Was My Homer</title>
		<description><![CDATA[As soon as I saw her name on the phone display I knew mom had bad news. After eighteen years of companionship, the last of my childhood pets had to be put down. Homer was one of seven animals that occupied our household throughout the years &#8211; the last after Charlie, the dog I got [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Thamaso Maa Jyothir Gamaya</title>
		<description><![CDATA[It had been about two months since my last Pilates class after all of the traveling and moving. I was really beginning to feel it so I made a point to attend the 6:30 yoga class at my gym. I was one of three guys there and when the instructor asked if we were in [...]]]></description>
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		<title>A River Runs Through It</title>
		<description><![CDATA[At the gym the other day I over heard one of the guys talking about “Whitewater” and how his dog slipped on a rock, cut her foot and fell into the river. Wait a minute? River? Was he talking about some state park up north? I didn’t know so in between presses I casually asked [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Investment Hostage</title>
		<description><![CDATA[I had heard some rumblings about recession this and deflation that, but it seemed like something distant from my life. The bars seemed just as crowded as ever and at work the dining room was packed every night. I just didn&#8217;t see it and seeing is believing. Then I was faced with the harsh reality [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Jessica &amp; Hunter</title>
		<description><![CDATA[I have been a big fan of these two for a couple of months now and have yet to be disappointed. I subscribe to their channel so as soon as a new episode is published I stop everything and proceed to YouTube immediately. Hopefully you&#8217;ll like these obnoxious do-badders as much as we do.

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		<title>Roommating</title>
		<description><![CDATA[Looking at the most popular videos on You Tube I can&#8217;t help but roll my eyes. Really? It&#8217;s another shining example of how grotesquely mediocre people are and how effective childhood conditioning can be. But I digress&#8230;
Thankfully there are some really talented people creating original content that often surpasses some of the better offerings of [...]]]></description>
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		<title>The Eleventh Hour</title>
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Sorry for the last minute notice, but sometimes these things come together rather suddenly. You know, like a car crash. Tonight is my guest bartender premiere at the newly reopened and infinitely improved Micky&#8217;s in the heart of boystown in West Hollywood. If you&#8217;re in the area stop by and say hello. If things go [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Father&#8217;s Day</title>
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		<title>Hazzardous Life Ep3</title>
		<description><![CDATA[Tired of the same old steamed vegetables? So am I.

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		<title>And Then There&#8217;s Maude</title>
		<description><![CDATA[It was very sad to hear about Bea Arthur&#8217;s passing today even though I&#8217;m certain it was a big relief for her. In honor of her remarkable career I thought I would post this hilarious scene from Maude because most people my age only know her as a Golden Girl.


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		<title>Brokeback Mountain Tribute</title>
		<description><![CDATA[My great love for this film inspired my addition of sound clips to the Gabriel &#038; Dresden remix of the theme by Gustavo Santaolalla soon after it was released. In fact, when I completed the project it was featured here on Hazzard Ahead before we had the radio feature. A few days ago the track [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Yes, We&#8217;re Gay, But</title>
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Click here to watch a better quality version of this video.

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		<title>It&#8217;s My Life</title>
		<description><![CDATA[Today I&#8217;m heading up to Utah for a Valentine&#8217;s event and I just couldn&#8217;t leave without saying something, ANYthing on the blog since I&#8217;ve been so negligent lately. Sometimes you just fall out of the groove, you know? I was thinking about religion last night and how religious people kind of get a bad rap [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Hazzardous Life Ep2</title>
		<description><![CDATA[Just when you thought it was safe to go back into the kitchen again&#8230;

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		<title>At The Boardwalk</title>
		<description><![CDATA[We finished this video a while back and then forgot to post it. I had a great time in Fort Lauderdale with Miss Chi Chi LaRue. See for yourself.

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		<title>The Distance Between Our Dreams</title>
		<description><![CDATA[When Ken Knox from Unzipped told me last month that he was doing a piece on Dean Monroe&#8217;s new single I quickly swept the information to the back of my brain.
Today someone commented on my music video on You Tube that he liked me, but liked Dean&#8217;s song much better than Deeper Into You. Naturally [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Prude Tube</title>
		<description><![CDATA[This weekend a reader informed me that my cooking video featured at Unzipped Blog had been pulled from You Tube for violating of their terms of service. Just when you thought Google could make everything better this had to go and happen. Thankfully there are plenty of services out there that won&#8217;t gasp and clutch [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Happy New Year!</title>
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Tonight I am appearing at Steam in Portland, OR. There is supposed to be snow there so I&#8217;m excited about that since it was seventy degrees in Cleveland for Christmas.
If you&#8217;re in the Portland area, come on out and see me. If not then just have yourself a very safe and fun New Year celebration [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Johnny Cooks</title>
		<description><![CDATA[The boys over at Unzipped Blog went nuts when I told them I was going to start a series of cooking videos. In honor of their enthusiasm I gave them the first webisode to premiere on their blog. Go have a look for yourself.
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		<title>We&#8217;ll Be Havin&#8217; Some Fun</title>
		<description><![CDATA[I spent the week of Thanksgiving in Southern Florida going between Miami and Ft Lauderdale. There is a strip bar called the Boardwalk in Ft. Lauderdale where Chi Chi and I headlined from Wednesday to Saturday. I was not the only one there. I shared the bar with 5 great guys from FabScout Entertainment:

Colton Spencer, [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Praising The BAR</title>
		<description><![CDATA[The San Francisco Bay Area Reported posted a lovely article about the porn star series on here! TV that starts tomorrow night. I was heavily featured in the article so I thought I would share it all with you.
Just got back from Mexico. If I owe you a phone call &#8211; don&#8217;t hold yer breath. [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Be A Bit More Careful Next Time Part 2</title>
		<description><![CDATA[This is where it began to get sticky. I had just enough time to get my stuff on the hotel bed, take a piss and get downstairs to meet my ride to the “event”. I was feeling way overextended, emotionally, and I was beyond hungry, not a great combination. As I walked into the “athletic [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Vicky</title>
		<description><![CDATA[During the nineties Buddy Cole was my hero. In many ways he still is. Buddy embodied the urban queer in a way few others dared and I longed to be just like him. There were twenty one Buddy sketches on The Kids In The Hall and this one is my absolute favorite. Quotes from this [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Be A Bit More Careful Next Time Part 1</title>
		<description><![CDATA[On a not-so-recent trip to Toronto I ran into a “sticky” situation and almost did not make it back.
I was there on a gig, a jack off gig to be exact. My time there was due to be brief since I had Ma Hazzard waiting at my apartment in West Hollywood. Everything started in customs [...]]]></description>
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		<title>The Hardest Job In Show Business</title>
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John Roecker&#8217;s documentary on gay porn stars, Everything You Wanted to Know About Gay Porn Stars* (*But Were Afraid to Ask), will be airing on the Here! network starting on November 5th.
Even though I only have a little, tiny part The Advocate chose to use my photo along with their article on the series. Woo [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Behind The Times</title>
		<description><![CDATA[During Ma Hazzard&#8217;s annual visit for my birthday this year we were shown the infamous (though completely unknown to me) 2 Girls 1 Cup video so our reaction could be captured. I think the fact that we were drinking absinthe that night added to the experience. Enjoy our horror!

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		<title>Judge Not The Horse By His Saddle</title>
		<description><![CDATA[Johnny and I had a nice, little dinner on Friday to catch up with things and he told me a story that I think will be most interesting to our readers.
Last weekend Johnny waited on a large table of gay men. He found one of them very attractive and as (Johnny) luck would have it [...]]]></description>
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		<title>(Not Quite) Everything Must Go!</title>
		<description><![CDATA[Did some cleaning up this weekend and came across some of my DVDs that were originally stock for the shop. Outraged that precious space was being used unnecessarily and that I forgot about them in the first place, I put them on super sale to liberate my closet!
That&#8217;s right, you heard me, I have marked [...]]]></description>
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		<title>More Lair Clips</title>
		<description><![CDATA[Here are some more video previews from Here! TV&#8217;s The Lair. I decided to present them in a new window so the site won&#8217;t have to wait for them to load. Enjoy!
Click here to watch clip one in a new window.
Click here to watch clip two in a new window.
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		<title>Unzipped Oversight</title>
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Last month I received a pdf of the article about me in the September issue of Unzipped. Naturally I had to wait until the magazine was on the newsstands before I could show it here and it sort of fell off my radar until now.
Ma Hazzard came out for my birthday for a ten day [...]]]></description>
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		<title>The Fruit Of My Loins</title>
		<description><![CDATA[The story of a dildo in the making is one I&#8217;ve gone over so many times in my head that at some point I assumed I had already written about it here. Then the C1R PR guy wrote to ask me for a few quick words about my experience and I was unable to cheat [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Happy Birthday Johnny!</title>
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Big, fat thanks to RitaPHL &#038; Jim for the card!
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		<title>If I Knew You Were Coming I&#8217;d Of Baked A Cake</title>
		<description><![CDATA[For Johnny&#8217;s birthday weekend Ma Hazzard is visiting West Hollywood again. She loves being in California almost as much as she loves being with her son so it&#8217;s really a double whammy for her. Johnny had to fly up to Toronto for a dance gig today so Ma Hazzard was left to amuse herself with [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Stoya&#8217;s Dream Date</title>
		<description><![CDATA[Many Most Some One or two of you may recall back in March I received an open love letter from Digital Playground vixen Stoya. At the time I found it rather alarming as my experience with such things could best be summed up in three words. Single White Female.
Then I was contacted to meet up [...]]]></description>
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		<title>The Big Day</title>
		<description><![CDATA[Today the second season of The Lair premieres on Here! TV and they were nice enough to provide me with a little preview clip from next week&#8217;s episode. I hope you can watch tonight. I will be at work so won&#8217;t be able to see the final product. I&#8217;d like to hear any feedback from [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Labor Day</title>
		<description><![CDATA[Hello all. Johnny is in New York City this weekend so it&#8217;s up to me to let you all know that season two of The Lair, starring Mr. Hazzard, will premiere this Friday September 5th on the Here! network. If you get that channel you should check it out.
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		<title>Can&#8217;t Just Sit Around</title>
		<description><![CDATA[To all of the people that have hounded me about doing another dance video over the past two years &#8211; it didn&#8217;t help. We are always thinking about a new dance video to do. I love to dance, that was never the problem, and Boy Wonder does most of the work so it really comes [...]]]></description>
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		<title>No, Really, I Mean It &#8211; No Shit</title>
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For a very long time that doesn&#8217;t really need to be defined here, I have been talking about making custom shirts to sell. And then there would be no mention for a while, and it would crop up again until finally I was forbidden from mentioning anything about it until I was ready to back [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Philadelphia (Not The Movie)</title>
		<description><![CDATA[Earlier this month I had the opportunity to visit Philadelphia for their 14th Gay and Lesbian Film Festival courtesy of our friends at TLA.


The C1R Triple Threat

In addition to some quality time with the Boss Lady and Blake Riley I got to hang with some Channel 1 VIPs that we do not get to see [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Yazoo Woo Hoo!</title>
		<description><![CDATA[Last week I stumbled across a rather catchy remix of Nobody&#8217;s Diary by Yazoo on my musical travels. The hook of the song was criminally missing, but as soon as the vocal kicked in I was reminded just how dear that song used to be to me. This led to a bit of a revival [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Game Airage</title>
		<description><![CDATA[Wow, all sorts of crazy things have been going on with me. It&#8217;s madness, I tell you! When my personal life is packed with conflict and whatnot it becomes easier for me to completely overlook important events. What could I be talking about? Oh I don&#8217;t know&#8230; maybe&#8230; same sex marriage is now recognized by [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Calling Our Rural Brethren</title>
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As urban gay guys in a metro gay ghetto it is quite easy for us to lose perspective on what it means to be a homo in the real world. To make matters worse, we are bombarded with negative media regarding attitudes towards gays in, shall we say, less traveled areas of the country. Let&#8217;s [...]]]></description>
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		<title>We Take It Back</title>
		<description><![CDATA[Once again my method of enjoying something by dreading it first paid off. The pride festival was thoroughly enjoyable Saturday because the crowd was pretty thin. And even though the beer was crap &#8211; it was only $5 so at least we didn&#8217;t feel robbed of cash as well as flavor.
Thank you to the many [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Happy LA Pride</title>
		<description><![CDATA[I&#8217;m kidding, of course. We are DREADING pride for many reasons not limited to unbearable bad behavior let loose on the streets; the non-stop bump of dull, soulless dance music at all hours; rainbow EVERYTHING; no parking &#8211; anywhere; urban legends of finding parking somewhere; admission fees that used to be donations that have gone [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Deeper Into You (Remix) Now Available</title>
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Today the Solar City Remix of Deeper Into You was made available to the world on iTunes. Recently Boy Wonder wrapped up the re-edit of the video for the original version, but hasn&#8217;t yet taken the time to do anything with it. *hint* Members of Hazzard Central will be the first to get a peek [...]]]></description>
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		<title>How About A Nice, Hot Cuppa Shut The Fuck Up?!</title>
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On this date last year I posted this video of Johnny on You Tube to promote his new membership web site. Today I&#8217;m posting it here to showcase some new video features available thanks to the wonderful Jeroen Wijering media player. We&#8217;ve been using his player for [...]]]></description>
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