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Saturday, May 3rd 2008

Fuckin’ Hooters

Posted by Johnny

My recent trip to Las Vegas to help celebrate their pride event was surprisingly enjoyable thanks to the antics and companionship of Trevor Knight and Tommy Blade.

Don't Write On Me!

An abstract Tommy

Are We Done Yet?

An even more abstract Trevor Knight

We're Drawn This Way

Porn Star Cubed

Over My Dead And Rotting Corpse!

Tommy was lucky enough to have patrons write on him with markers all night

Get a load of the fantastic acrobat action at the end of this video.

Sunday, May 27th 2007

Hazzard Central

Posted by Johnny

Even though we aren’t quite ready, I decided to make my new membership website known to the world. Hazzard Ahead members were treated to a sneak preview last week and I want to thank all of you that provided invaluable feedback and helped make us feel like the project was worth all of our efforts. I also want to thank everybody that went ahead and purchased a membership. It has never been my intent to shake down my fans for cash, but generating content is more work than most people realize. And even though Boy Wonder practically gave away his services to keep my sites going each month I was still shelling out some decent change for my presence on the web.

Now it’s time for a change. Hazzard Ahead will still be completely free, but most of our videos and photos will reside at Hazzard Central. In the very near future, all Hazzard Central members will be able to view big, fat versions of the images featured on Hazzard Ahead right on this site.

If you did not receive an invitation to participate in the sneak preview of Hazzard Central and were already a Hazzard Ahead member before today, write to Boy Wonder and he will set you up with a free trial. If you weren’t a member before, just send him some naked photos of yourself and perhaps he’ll give you one anyway! It’s worth a shot, right?

Check out the new site. There is plenty to see even without a membership and I really want to hear what you think of the site. I mean, I want you to tell Boy Wonder so he can give me the Reader’s Digest version.

Chi Chi LaRue and Hue Wilde generously donated their time and expertise to shoot this promo video for my new site. That is a HUGE deal because they are very busy people that barely have time to take care of the things they get paid for. I hope you enjoy the result. There will be a behind-the-scenes video featured on Hazzard Central next month.

Friday, December 8th 2006

Toasted Pumpkin Muffin or Encoded Video Delivery System?

Posted by Johnny

I had a big breakfast with BW before our little meeting with the head honcho at Channel 1. You see, among other things, BW and I have a very good understanding of each other and what we, well, what I can handle mentally. When it comes to the nuts and bolts, I like him in my corner to talk the talk and then translate for me later. I have tried earnestly to participate in such discussions, but always get bored and start thinking about drawing kites or watching kittens frolic under rainbows. Hey, I know my strengths and my weaknesses.

Saturday, September 2nd 2006

Come And Get It

Posted by Boy Wonder

The time has come - Johnny’s Spellbound video clip is now available for download at the Shop. I was going to try and work out an automatic retrieval system, but have been too busy working on the NEXT dance clip. That’s right, soon we will be You Tubing our asses off again. And this time it’s serious. :-P

Friday, September 1st 2006

Bob Was The Final Straw

Posted by Boy Wonder

For those of you that remain unaware, I am a complete freak that should be studied. Unfortunately, I can’t afford therapy so that will have to wait. While I should be soundly asleep about now (or at least in occupational nightmare phase) I decided instead to recreate the astonishingly popular Spellbound video that so many people want to get their hands on. No, I didn’t keep the original because there is limited space on my computer and it didn’t occur to me that one day people might be interested enough to see the thing whole hog. Now I know better.

A You Tuber named Bob wrote in today to request a higher quality version of the video for his personal collection. While I do have a higher quality version than what you see on You Tube, I figured it would be best to start from scratch and do it correctly. That’s right, kids - very shortly the Spellbound video will be available for download from the Johnny Hazzard Shop. It will be nearly broadcast standard, in full stereo AND feature additional footage not seen in the previous incarnation. Best of all it will be a mere $3 for three minutes of gleeful Sherrie Lea booty shaking madness! We will keep you posted.

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