Monday, October 6th 2008
Posted by Johnny
Did some cleaning up this weekend and came across some of my DVDs that were originally stock for the shop. Outraged that precious space was being used unnecessarily and that I forgot about them in the first place, I put them on super sale to liberate my closet!
That’s right, you heard me, I have marked down many of my DVDs to the low, low price of $35 American. So if you’ve been on the fence about one of my movies and didn’t want to fork out retail, rush right on over to the shop and see if it’s one of the buggers taking up space in my bedroom.
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Wednesday, August 13th 2008
Posted by Johnny
For a very long time that doesn’t really need to be defined here, I have been talking about making custom shirts to sell. And then there would be no mention for a while, and it would crop up again until finally I was forbidden from mentioning anything about it until I was ready to back up my statement with the goods.
That time has come.
After many trials and tribulations there is a batch of custom Hazzardized shirts available for purchase in the Johnny Hazzard Shop. Most of the shirts were individually customized by yours truly in the relative serenity of my stylishly appointed sitting room. And they can be further treated in a similar fashion if you so desire. Each shirt features a lovely Johnny Hazzard label I had made some time back so you get the full effect with any shirt you chose.
Due to the extremely unpredictable nature of Hazzardization no two shirts are alike and when this batch is gone I will make another similarly distinctive one to take its place. There will be no monotony on my watch!
There is a page on the shop dedicated to the items currently available that will reflect changes in the near future. You may access it directly by clicking here.
Thank you and good afternoon.
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Friday, June 6th 2008
Posted by Boy Wonder
I’m kidding, of course. We are DREADING pride for many reasons not limited to unbearable bad behavior let loose on the streets; the non-stop bump of dull, soulless dance music at all hours; rainbow EVERYTHING; no parking – anywhere; urban legends of finding parking somewhere; admission fees that used to be donations that have gone up nine billionty percent in the past five years; layers of trash baking in the sun (and the litter they leave behind); ten minutes in the drinks ticket line, ten minutes in the drinks line only to find out there’s nothing good to drink and bloody ever!
OK. It’s not really that bad. But if your attitude is in the shitter beforehand you can only be pleasantly surprised – right? Well, that may be stretching it a wee bit.
Johnny and I will be out on Saturday afternoon soaking up rays and grinding our teeth to the beat at the Channel 1 booth. Well, he will anyway. Until then, enjoy the new version of the Deeper Into You video that only took two years to finish.
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Wednesday, May 21st 2008
Posted by Johnny
Today the Solar City Remix of Deeper Into You was made available to the world on iTunes. Recently Boy Wonder wrapped up the re-edit of the video for the original version, but hasn’t yet taken the time to do anything with it. *hint* Members of Hazzard Central will be the first to get a peek and then Hazzard Ahead readers will get a chance a week or so later. Don’t get too excited – this version isn’t all that different from the original we featured here nearly TWO YEARS AGO. Ahem.
At some point we plan to make another video for the remix. Based on our past performance I hesitate to make an estimations or promises on that project. Just know that we have thought about it and might even act on those thoughts at some point. In the meantime, have another look at this video we shot when Chi Chi played this remix at the 2007 White Party in Palm Springs.
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Saturday, May 3rd 2008
Posted by Johnny
My recent trip to Las Vegas to help celebrate their pride event was surprisingly enjoyable thanks to the antics and companionship of Trevor Knight and Tommy Blade.
An abstract Tommy
An even more abstract Trevor Knight
Porn Star Cubed
Tommy was lucky enough to have patrons write on him with markers all night
Get a load of the fantastic acrobat action at the end of this video.
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