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Friday, September 25th 2009

The Sun Always Shines On Me

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Of the many times I have visited the Pacific Northwest I had never ventured out into the surrounding countryside. That sort of exploring is not easy to achieve when you’re flown in for a seedy, late-night dance gig and whisked away right afterward. From previous visits to Seattle and Portland I knew both cities have a green attitude and encourage bicycle travel, which I have come to miss lately in my mobile world. This time my visit was focused on experiencing the real Seattle with my tour guide Sam.

As you may have guessed because it’s so damn obvious – I loved Seattle and it could be one of my new favorite all around cities. There was water everywhere you looked and the best part of it was that you could, at any place really, pull over, get the dog and go for a swim, hike or just sit there and wonder why you didn’t live there.

Every single time I’ve been to Seattle or Portland the weather was sun-shiny gorgeous – even in winter. Then someone :-( informed me that non-sunny days far outnumber the sunny ones, that moist is the word du jour and I couldn’t count on my freakish luck to provide fair weather as a resident. Crap.

Here are some lovely photos I took with my phone.

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Tuesday, January 27th 2009

At The Boardwalk

Posted by Johnny

We finished this video a while back and then forgot to post it. I had a great time in Fort Lauderdale with Miss Chi Chi LaRue. See for yourself.

Wednesday, December 17th 2008

We’ll Be Havin’ Some Fun

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I spent the week of Thanksgiving in Southern Florida going between Miami and Ft Lauderdale. There is a strip bar called the Boardwalk in Ft. Lauderdale where Chi Chi and I headlined from Wednesday to Saturday. I was not the only one there. I shared the bar with 5 great guys from FabScout Entertainment:

FabScout Boys

Colton Spencer, Bruno Bond, (me), Dean Tucker, Ryan Raz and Josh Hart.

Aside from my little number and Chi Chi’s music I counted about 25 different guys dancing around the bar, stage and wherever they could find room. Some were straight, some were gay and there were a couple of them that had the most enormous dicks I had ever seen; it must be in the water.

Venezuela Hottie

Oh come on, he’s hot! Just don’t ask me why…

The guy dancing to my song was straight and from Venezuela… I heart-ed him… I have no idea because he is SO not my type. Chi Chi took the camera from me and asked, “Why do you like that?”

Chi Chi and Me

With the thin and gorgeous Chi Chi LaRue.

At any rate, I drank too much, stayed out way too late and had way too much fun. This post will make more sense when the video is finished. I went a little crazy with video during that trip!

Double Trouble

Thanksgiving Double Trouble.

Friday, September 19th 2008

Stoya’s Dream Date

Posted by Johnny

Many Most Some One or two of you may recall back in March I received an open love letter from Digital Playground vixen Stoya. At the time I found it rather alarming as my experience with such things could best be summed up in three words. Single White Female.

Then I was contacted to meet up with her while I was in Philadelphia on important C1R business. We made a cute little video featurette together and she was a pure delight! If anyone was going to turn me it would be a hottie like her, but as luck would have it my gayness emerged from our passionate makeout session unscathed.

Today Popcorn.com published the aforementioned video so here is your chance to check it out.

Stoya & Johnny

Sunday, June 8th 2008

We Take It Back

Posted by Johnny

Once again my method of enjoying something by dreading it first paid off. The pride festival was thoroughly enjoyable Saturday because the crowd was pretty thin. And even though the beer was crap – it was only $5 so at least we didn’t feel robbed of cash as well as flavor.

Thank you to the many fans that stopped by to say hello and get a signed photo of me. I was especially pleased to see so many girls this year! Gay porn IS for everybody! And since Boy Wonder was there we got plenty of video for you to enjoy.

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