Friday, April 2nd 2010
Posted by Johnny
Anybody that knows me, knows I heart beer. And thanks to beer consumers everywhere willing to shell out some additional coin for superior brews there are craft beers cropping up all over this great beer-swilling nation of ours.
Today I thought I would feature a peek into the world of craft beer from the perspective of Sam Calagione, founder of Dogfish Head Brewery in Delaware. This is a man who loves beer almost as much as he loves making incredible varieties for his devoted client base. And with all that love going around, well, it’s hard not to love him right back. You’ll see what I mean in the video below. Bottoms up!
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Friday, July 10th 2009
Posted by Johnny
I had heard some rumblings about recession this and deflation that, but it seemed like something distant from my life. The bars seemed just as crowded as ever and at work the dining room was packed every night. I just didn’t see it and seeing is believing. Then I was faced with the harsh reality that I would have to move back to Palm Springs. I tried to make the best of a bad situation and the full horror didn’t seep in until I was knee-deep in harsh and sticky reality: Palm Springs in the off season in the middle of an anemic economy. Maybe I should back up a little bit.
A few months ago I lost my renter and that left me paying for two residences – something far beyond my financial reach so far. Unable to find someone to rent my condo I realized I had to suck it up and return to the desert. It’s July here and it’s crazy hot, not the best place to be if you hate AC. Petey and I lay in front of the box fans patiently panting, waiting for the sun to go down so the poor dog can get out and get some running in; right now, after 10 mins in the sun he begins to over heat and runs for the nearest shady spot.
Some of you might be asking yourselves “Did you quit Channel1?” No, but porn does not pay everything. Petey still needs to go to dog camp and daddy needs his East Coast fixes. So much like the rest of you I need to work to keep this family in the life to which we are accustomed. Dance gigs and appearances are slim these days. I saw this coming though. About 6 months ago there was a huge influx of gigs, I theorized that this was the clubs’ last attempt at bringing in some bodies and once they saw that people just weren’t coming in no matter what they did or who they had, they stopped booking.
Palm Springs and I have a past, but I didn’t think we’d have a future. This is a place where I am, as BW so eloquently put, a prisoner of my property, I can’t find work here and to be honest, there is a surplus of really strange people here. I think it’s the heat, and yet I walk outside in the morning or will be driving somewhere and the light will catch one of the 4 mountain ranges and I will be speechless at the raw, unadulterated splendor of it all. “Fuck, that is so god damned pretty!” and I forget that I’m almost running on empty.
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Saturday, February 14th 2009
Posted by Johnny
Today I’m heading up to Utah for a Valentine’s event and I just couldn’t leave without saying something, ANYthing on the blog since I’ve been so negligent lately. Sometimes you just fall out of the groove, you know? I was thinking about religion last night and how religious people kind of get a bad rap from all of the fanatics, but then I realized an entry about that would be a major endeavor so another Friday the 13th blog op was missed. And of course I have fuck all to say about love, which means a Valentine entry is out of the question. Don’t even get me started on this “holiday” or I’ll never make my plane. Let me just say in shorthand, “Why do we NEED a day to do things for those we love?”
Then it hit me! I have a fun little video we made just for kicks and I can use it to overshadow the fact that I don’t want to write a fucking thing! They will love it and I can ease my guilt for being such a rotten host! You see how that works?
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Sunday, October 12th 2008
Posted by Boy Wonder
Johnny and I had a nice, little dinner on Friday to catch up with things and he told me a story that I think will be most interesting to our readers.
Last weekend Johnny waited on a large table of gay men. He found one of them very attractive and as (Johnny) luck would have it the guy offered him his card and told him to give him a ring. A few days later Johnny called him up and they made plans to get together a few days later. The day before they were supposed to meet Johnny called to confirm and left a message. On the day of their date he still hadn’t heard back from him and still hasn’t as far as I know.
Now what kind of idiot would screw up a date with Johnny Hazzard? He is perplexed and I am outraged. Johnny is not the kind of guy that talks about boys and sex. For him to mention out loud that he thinks a guy is good looking is a rare thing indeed. In fact, it borders on the shocking. I can show him a photo of a guy that I KNOW is exactly his type and he’ll simply reply, “Nice” like it was a particularly fetching china pattern or a nice view of the river. Wait, that’s not true. He’d me MORE excited about the river view I suspect.
If you think Johnny is too private here at Hazzard Ahead it’s because he’s that way in person as well. Unlike the rest of us gay boys that chatter endlessly about cock sizes, sex, drugs, and bloody ever like it’s a girlie teenage slumber party every day, Johnny is far more likely to be overheard talking about the premium price he paid for wild shrimp or that the coffee at Java Detour wasn’t quite right that morning. It’s so freaking annoying sometimes! Just once I’d like to hear him go on about getting royally rogered by some majestic fireman with a crotch sausage that could be mistaken for firewood.
It just won’t happen and I’m growing to accept that. Slowly.
In other news, Johnny gets back from New York City today and he promised to be diligent this week about organizing all of his stories for the blog. There’s his trip to Toronto, two trips to the Big Apple and Ma Hazzard’s ten day visit for his birthday to cover so there will be plenty of heavy reading with photos and video in the near future.
Addendum: It turns out Johnny didn’t want to fly out so early this morning and won’t be back in LA until Tuesday. Just so you know. Must be nice.
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Friday, July 25th 2008
Posted by Johnny
Earlier this month I had the opportunity to visit Philadelphia for their 14th Gay and Lesbian Film Festival courtesy of our friends at TLA.
The C1R Triple Threat
In addition to some quality time with the Boss Lady and Blake Riley I got to hang with some Channel 1 VIPs that we do not get to see very often. There were many highlights during the weekend in the city of Brotherly Love, but there were three in particular that I would love to share with you.
Stoia
First, a while back I was sent an e mail from a young girl titled “Ode to Johnny.” Her name is Stoia, she works for Digital Playground and she’s gorgeous. It was most complimentary and flattering. Well lo and behold she is from Philly and TLA took this opportunity not to only have us meet but create a mini movie to document the entire ordeal from her writing the ode to our long awaited meeting. The movie was shot in black and white with a fifties motif. In the final scene we sharing a milkshake in front of a vintage soda shop; it was the best milkshake EVER!
Blake and me off the grid.
C1R Mastermind
Rob Novinger
Saturday evening we had the chance to schmooze and booze at a club called Pure. This was the chance for us all to hang out and be ourselves with no cameras, pens or other obligatory what have you. We were Free to Be. Early in the evening Chi Chi was scheduled to speak at an event that coincided with the Film Festival, but was geared more to, well, porn. As the limo pulled up to the theatre the first voice I heard was that of our lovely Hazzard Ahead contributor and my biggest fan on the East coast, RitaPHL! She was bright-eyed and looking very sharp with her new do! She later informed me that it had been two years to the day since we met in Bean Town when she and her husband Jim were on holiday being served by yours truly at Aquitaine. It was wonderful to see her.

Our editor at Channel 1 created a video montage of Chi Chi, Blake and me that was played before she went on and it was sooooo amazing. I asked them for a copy and I’m hoping to have it soon to feature here – I promise! After Chi Chi’s talk we opened the floor up to Q&A. My number one fan raised her hand and asked if I could sign her B-Rude original T shirt. It features my mug and pecs splattered on the front with “Blow my Speakers” as the caption. I gladly signed the shirt and was amazed that she was able to snag one. After Rita walked away Chi Chi turned green with envy that Rita was able to get her hands on one. At the end we were passing out our latest picture book “Smut” and I made sure my girl got one! Enjoy it Rita! And thank you so much for all the effort you went through to get there!
Rita’s new signed B-Rude shirt.
Before our night out I managed to bug everyone with my digital video camera. Since there is some mild nudity and some appearances by folks that would rather not be featured I am including just a small piece here. The full version will be on Hazzard Central in a few days time. Enjoy!
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Give it a minute. Then Full Screen It Baby!
I love traveling to the East Coast (especially on someone else’s dime) thanks Eric and thanks Philly!.
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