Monday, October 2nd 2006
Johnny Stewart Crafts Again
Posted by Johnny
Time sure does fly when you’re having fun! An hour after I arrived in Boston from Toronto I was packing up Milo and heading for P’town to give my place a stiff cleaning. I met someone when I was last in LA and he came out for a visit this weekend. Everything had to be in order.
I LLLLUUUUUHHHHHUUUVV my place here. Cleaning this place is so much fun when the sun is out. I open the windows, and every so often look out the window at the ships on the bay as the sun reflects and sparkles. As I moved into the kitchen I noticed that the pans beneath the burners on the stove had had it! I contemplated throwing out the blackened plates, then my crafty pack rat mentality kicked in and I thought of a perfect use for them.
Johnny, I am pleased to hear a little rock music in the background of your latest video entry! On another note, Scott is either the luckiest or second hottest man alive! Up until this point you have been rather tight lipped about romance but I am also pleased to hear you have opened yourself up to the possibility of love.
By now we all realize that you are a multidimensional human being defined by far more than your status as an adult entertainer. I suppose I am looking for a tactful way to ask a particular question, but I will go with the direct approach. Does working in front of the camera present any problems where romance is concerned? How do you gauge men to determine if they are interested in you for all the right reasons? I would appreciate any information you are willing to divulge. Thanks.
Let me just tell you something about Mr. Hazzard. He uses words like “dating” and “beau” the same way most of us use words like “waiting” and “ho.” The poor lad does not have a great deal of romantic relationship experience so cut him some slack.
It’s like in the second year of marriage when you think you finally understand what all the guys have been bitching about all along. You don’t. It’s going to get even worse, but it’s also going to get much better if you can keep your head out of your ass long enough.
One day Johnny is going to have a crush reciprocated and that’s when reality will hit the skids for him. Until then, like him, sit back and enjoy the ride.
Hi, Johnny, I am your Chinese fans. I am from Beijing. I like to see your porn video, when I feel lonely I will masterbate while watching your video. Oh it is the best gay video which I have ever seen by now, in my opinion. U have the most beautiful, hot ass, I really like that, sure, I think u are a handsome man. Maybe there are many mistakes in my English, pardon! 希望你 快乐!我会永远支持你! I will support u for ever!
Jerrod, it’s probably a good thing you’re not a marriage counselor! The “relationship advice” you provided has me ready to propel myself off a tall building (which in the middle of nowhere Tennessee happens to be Wal-Mart. That’s not even going to sprain an ankle.). Your words seem to imply happy endings are few and far between. Does this mean I should turn asexual and/or enter a fraudulent marriage with a woman and join the Republican National Committee?
That wasn’t advice, it was an analogy and I didn’t mean it to sound negative at all. The beautiful thing about a good relationship is you work through the tough bits and reap the rewards when times are good.
Not that I’m an expert on Johnny OR relationships, I just suspect Johnny has yet to break through major obstacles with romance. Again, I must stress that I am only guessing here. I am really not in the loop with these matters. It’s only from my observations and what I know of Johnny’s personality that I can extrapolate this opinion. And that’s all it is - opinion. He may disagree.
What’s wrong with being a waiting ho? Everytime I give someone my number, I turn into one.
Jerrod, perhaps you are right about relationships. It is easy for individuals like myself sitting on the sidelines to buy into media driven and/or word-of-mouth perpetuated stereotypes. I have even wandered if representatives of my kind (George Bush’s favorite people) are capable of having serious, loving, long-term relationships. I certainly am but sometimes I feel more like one in a million. Perhaps Mr. two in a million is out there somewhere.
I also wanted to clarify my original comment. It actually had comparatively little to do with seeing Johnny “married off.” (However, I still say it would be awesome if this Scott interlude takes him to new places.) I was wandering if working in front of the camera poses any unique challenges where dating is concerned.
Frog, you can avoid being a “waiting ho” by asking for numbers rather than handing yours out. This will also make you a “shot caller.”
I already “strongly suggested” that Johnny should reply to your earlier comment. When I see him later today I’ll make sure that happens.
Hey there Lost. So you gotta question…. YES!, the answer is YES. It does pose a problem.
Sometimes the guy is looking for some sort of “hood ornament” parading me round like some show labrador. Other times he is just looking for the novelty of a romp in the sack with a porn star; a conquest. And then there’s my favorite, the “intimidated” man. He becomes so insecure in his own skin and performance level that we both end up missing out on something that could have been great.
When I am on screen, what you are seing is one dimensional, my body is there getting the job done while my brain might be thinking what is for lunch and are they going to approve my refi?
There are certainly
hazardspitfalls to what I do, but we all have to try our best to keep work separate from our personal lives.When it is right, it will happen.
Thank you for the reply Johnny. There is method to Mr. Hazzard’s madness! I think I have a better understanding of why you choose to spend your time in low-key locales and surround yourself with individuals whom are less than impressed with your porn star status. I must admit I had preconceived ideas about who you were as a human being. However, this site has truly showcased you as a multidimensional person. At the risk of insulting you, I find your endeavors occurring away from the camera lens more exciting than those occurring on film. Keep up the good work (in all your pursuits) and never allow anyone to compartmentalize you into a stereotypical box. The truth always wins out somewhere (take that conservative right!).