Thursday, January 19th 2006
Am I In A Book?
Being a one-man team means swapping hats and doing more than you’re qualified to do because there’s just no one else to ask/blame. One of my many Hazzard duties is keeping my eye out for Johnny in the media to claim the good and thwart the bad. Last year we found ourselves plunged into obscurity in the search engines when Mr. Knoxville starred in the Dukes of You-Know-What. We still haven’t recovered from that one, sweetie! Just when we began to rule the Johnny Hazzard search someone released a book with that title. We’re still on top, mostly, but I wanted to acknowledge the book and assure everyone that it has NOTHING to do with our fair porn prince. OK, fine, the character in the book is HOT and could quite easily be a young, straight counterpart to Johnny, but the similarity ends there.
“How could this happen?” you ask? Hell if we know. I just showed Johnny the book yesterday at lunch and his perplexed face was so adorable. “Am I in a book?” may sound like a ridiculous question; however, when you find out you’re on the cover of a magazine by seeing the thing on the newstand you tend to get a bit desensitized. Even when Johnny is sound asleep his career is running at full steam.
